I heard it said 'It pays to advertise'
so here I am baring all
What you see is what you get, girls
Come and give me a try
You won't regret it for a minute
I have big pecs
an even longer tongue
a smile to die for
an evil wink
and ample to cuddle
My memory is good
though I forget the rules
no need to ski on sauerkraut in August without a kazoo
nor use bananas for knitting murals of the ten commandments
just come and try me out
No dancing on cream cheese mannequins unless you say 'mother may I' backwards in Latin
No need to chew gum while skating backwards in the sewer
No need to chase the roosters round the pen
whilst whistling to the tune of 'Lady Godiva's' soundtrack
I'm all you need
Just
try
me
Author notes
Prompt: #4 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/SCu6ALAtv4I/AAAAAAAAC1M/
JUC0ZoD4iLM/s400/funny%2Banimals.JPG
Good luck all, great pics host and I hope you didn't mind me using some of your lines(rules) in poem lol
In a list
A contest entry
- Help My AP sis, daviscth, pick out best all nude picture by penman.
2500 points, ended September 25, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh My Socks Off! by LonelyAngel.
900 points, ended November 7, 115 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Hoodwinked 142
this is so cute and what a long tongue. I hope he finds a nice girl to cuddle with. Good luck to you in the contest. You been hoodwinked because someone cars about you.
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Hood winked
A rather comical request to "come and get it" poem made me smile at it's sheer and cheeky randomness throughout nice one ! ! ! !
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Hood-Wink!
Oh I couldn't stop laughing through this piece
That picture is so random and of course I expect nothing less of penman and everyone just encourages him 
This is fantastic, I really like how the title is the final three words of the poem
♥
Stay safe
~Manda
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LOL After reading this it occured to me that you must have been hanging around my bro. Because you sound just like him.
I loved the "Just try me line" it sound slike a TV commerical or something. Thanks for taking part in the contest.
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lol that was nice, good job!
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