Big macs,quarter pounders,and a milk shake
Just right for an animal on the go
The more I ate the more the earth would break
Didn't realize how fat I got ,you know
Now my spots are not spots
Rolls of fat like a bowl of bread dough
Just one huge brown dot
Can't even eat the burgers on the ground down below
I can't even run through the drive through anymore
It has a clearance of twenty-four feet wide
They wont even let me in the door
Said I would crush the whole left side
They said they would bring me food
But I would have to lose some weight
How can they be so crude?
They know I'm a massive frieght
Author notes
Pic Prompt: Mcdonalds Comes To Africa
A contest entry
- BluesMan's Funny PIC Contest # 5 by BluesMan.
700 points, ended September 23, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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A very funny poem and quite metaphorically reflective of too many human beings these days. Nice rhyme and flow through out.
Thank you for entering my contest.
Bill
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This is too funny and a bit sad. Just goes to show you what fast food can do to a body. Poor giraffe used to be slim and trim. They'd better return to eating tree tops. LOL Thank you for making me laugh out loud. I've had a rough day.
Much Love ♥
Renee
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omg , you can write about anythimg lol this was a doozey hun great take , got me larfing first thing today , cool as xo
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Wonderful
Very creative and so funny. Great job. Best of luck in the contest.
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Funny stuff. Great write for the prompt.
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Oh My Goodness! What a great job you did on this one! I really enjoyed this read, and it sure does amazing for one's mood
What a fun read this is! I love it!
Best of luck in this contest!
and love
Nyetta
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