Abracadavera

I thought true love was dead but I was wrong.
That is why I wrote you this little love song.

The first time I saw you, I was totally smitten
and for the first time, I wanted to be bitten.
I didn't know the One was just six feet away.
Unlike your body, my love for you won't decay.

Although your dress is torn and tattered,
I know my dreams are no longer shattered.
Your tombstone is also your ID, dear Carrie
so you have to take it from the cemetery.

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Abracadavera!
It's a special spell that hit my head
on this night of the loving dead.
I'll always love you, no skins attached
because your beauty is unmatched.

I'm seeing undead people; I have a seventh sense.
I don't wanna see the dead; this is far more intense.
My dad said that it's good to be awed by the flaw
but we didn't expect an immortal mother-in-law.

It's a small price to pay to accept this nut
but it means I will hate and see her guts.
So I'll announce my big news worldwide
that you'll become my corpse bride.

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"Her evil isn't resident" is what I say to all haters
but we'll see in a minute or even 28 days later.
Some people will say that you're mindless.
They all drank the milk of human blindness.

If my mom's looks could kill, nothing would change.
She was amazed and thought this was a bit strange.
She yelled she would use my blood as salad dressing
and yet she was the one who gave us her blessing.

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My vows say "even when you go after my brains
I will always protect you from being slain."
The priest says marriage is "till death do us part".
For us, death began the merging of our hearts.

As the bridesmaid stumbles down the aisle,
I can see you try to put on a Mona Lisa Smile.
At the altar, you moan what could be a yes
but then again, it could be anyone's guess.

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