I have to laugh as I look back
Upon those memories, Dear!
Two objects of my husband’s love
Were just as they appeared
One summer’s day while on our way
To our vacation spot
The sky was clear but oh my dear
The temperature was hot!
My husband knew what to do
And pulled his t- shirt up
He gave a wink, I didn’t blink
I followed in succession
It was hot, I thought why not
The rest is my confession
I settled in to my bare skin
And kept the Kodak near
I snapped a shot of what I thought
Was a massive herd of deer
But looking back, it was my rack!
Two objects in the mirror
I looked to see, and it was me
My boobies it was clear
I shook my head, the message read
“Objects in the mirror,
are closer than they appear”
This is true, I’m telling you
This is a true confession
I learned a lot without my top
A photographic lesson!
Upon those memories, Dear!
Two objects of my husband’s love
Were just as they appeared
One summer’s day while on our way
To our vacation spot
The sky was clear but oh my dear
The temperature was hot!
My husband knew what to do
And pulled his t- shirt up
He gave a wink, I didn’t blink
I followed in succession
It was hot, I thought why not
The rest is my confession
I settled in to my bare skin
And kept the Kodak near
I snapped a shot of what I thought
Was a massive herd of deer
But looking back, it was my rack!
Two objects in the mirror
I looked to see, and it was me
My boobies it was clear
I shook my head, the message read
“Objects in the mirror,
are closer than they appear”
This is true, I’m telling you
This is a true confession
I learned a lot without my top
A photographic lesson!
Author notes
One of life's embarrasing moments, few are willing to admit to
A contest entry
- Objects in the Mirror by GotLilt.
700 points, ended September 9, 9 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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l.o.l. wow..
THAT SOUNDS VERY CLOSE! l.o.l. oops sorry..uhm..yeah, this was uhmm.. interesting..


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Swan
What is was/is is more or less a dumb embarrassingly funny, tongue in cheek gotta laugh about it moment... thanks for taking the time to read and comment. Your support is always so appreciated my friend
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This is a really cute poem and arousing too. It's nice when you and your hubby can have fun that way. Wonderful poem. It flowed very nicely. I really liked it.
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thank you Michael, for taking the time to read this and for your thoughtful comment.
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Ha ha ha...be careful just where you point that camera..A "tittilating" poem I'm sure...Well done loved it...Dan


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Dan
Thank you sir for stopping by to read and comment, as always it is so appreciated.
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Funny Stuff!


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thank you!
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OMG that is so funny!! I can't believe people think this chit up and here I am being just me! lol shes good thats fr sure
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Rotflmbo Mel I swear its true, I still have the photograph, I just had to work the words into a consistant ryhme form, but every word is the truth...
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OMG
This is so dang funny Gosh it would appear in the form of norm!!! I lovbe you for this I swear I do. Oh my goodness so funny so true I have done this myself many years ago. You keep writing and I'll keep reading we'll get along great! Thanks for sharing this with me it is halarious! Gosh the folks on here are so darn amzing sometimes I am in awe!

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