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"Objects in the mirror"

I have to laugh as I look back
Upon those memories, Dear!

Two objects of my husband’s love
Were just as they appeared

One summer’s day while on our way
To our vacation spot

The sky was clear but oh my dear
The temperature was hot!

My husband knew what to do
And pulled his t- shirt up

He gave a wink, I didn’t blink
I followed in succession

It was hot, I thought why not
The rest is my confession

I settled in to my bare skin
And kept the Kodak near

I snapped a shot of what I thought
Was a massive herd of deer

But looking back, it was my rack!
Two objects in the mirror

I looked to see, and it was me
My boobies it was clear

I shook my head, the message read
“Objects in the mirror,
are closer than they appear”

This is true, I’m telling you
This is a true confession

I learned a lot without my top
A  photographic lesson!












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One of life's embarrasing moments, few are willing to admit to

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  • Swangrnv gold member
    September 26

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    l.o.l. wow..

    THAT SOUNDS VERY CLOSE! l.o.l. oops sorry..uhm..yeah, this was uhmm.. interesting..


    • Gulfbreeze
      September 26
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      Swan

      What is was/is is more or less a dumb embarrassingly funny, tongue in cheek gotta laugh about it moment... thanks for taking the time to read and comment. Your support is always so appreciated my friend


  • Michael
    September 20

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    This is a really cute poem and arousing too. It's nice when you and your hubby can have fun that way. Wonderful poem. It flowed very nicely. I really liked it.


    • Gulfbreeze
      September 20
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      thank you Michael, for taking the time to read this and for your thoughtful comment.


  • Bluemonday silver member
    September 11
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    Ha ha ha...be careful just where you point that camera..A "tittilating" poem I'm sure...Well done loved it...Dan


    • Gulfbreeze
      September 11
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      Dan

      Thank you sir for stopping by to read and comment, as always it is so appreciated.


  • GotLilt
    September 9
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    Funny Stuff!


  • melodytcromer
    September 8

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    OMG that is so funny!! I can't believe people think this chit up and here I am being just me! lol shes good thats fr sure


    • Gulfbreeze
      September 8
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      Rotflmbo Mel I swear its true, I still have the photograph, I just had to work the words into a consistant ryhme form, but every word is the truth...


  • melodytcromer
    September 8
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    OMG

    This is so dang funny Gosh it would appear in the form of norm!!! I lovbe you for this I swear I do. Oh my goodness so funny so true I have done this myself many years ago. You keep writing and I'll keep reading we'll get along great! Thanks for sharing this with me it is halarious! Gosh the folks on here are so darn amzing sometimes I am in awe!

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