Candyland Hell

Step right up ladies and gentlemen
it's time to choose your playing pieces
though it really doesn't matter
you'll all come to the same fate
Take a turn at the dice
a quick toss shall
set the pace to
this deadly game

Time to line up
on the starting square
player one time to draw a card
and make the first move
Match the color on your card
to the color on the board
but please watch out
for the special squares

Do avoid the gum drops
for they aren't what they seem
festering pools of quick sand is
what they are
Meant to slow you do
and hold you in place
for all the wild beast
that roam the board

Player two it's your turn
please pick your poison
oh too bad so sad
you've seem to have met Mr. Mint
Such a shame you wont make it to the end
for he enjoys using his candy canes
to strangle the most unsuspecting player
leaving the bodies lay for gloppy our swamp monster

player three do you dare to take your turn
too bad it's too late to say no
draw your card
and face your destiny
Shoo you've seem to made it safe
to the next turn
but who knows what's in store
for you when it comes 'round again

One down two more to go
choose your next play
maybe you'll be lucky
to stay safe 'til the next hand

Oh shucks
I've seen you've met
our Lord Licorice
He'll hang you from
those tall trees with his licorice ropes

Now theres two down
and only one play left to make
I'm so sure you think you've won
but have you seen King Candy
Oh you have have you?
Well don't count on making it out
soon enough he'll tell you
off with your head
for no one come out alive
in this candy land hell