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Now...Hiring

I'm accepting applications
and will eventually hire
a gorgeous man who can tackle
my insatiable desire

I'm not  that picky
Though I do have standards
Race is of no importance
If this pussy you can handle

Neither is gender
For I relish a beautiful woman
If she is able to  satisfy me
With her sweet lady loving

I have the ability
To taste, nibble and fuck  for  hours on end
And still have the need for assistance
From my ten-inch  vibrating friend

So, if  you feel you meet the requirements of this job  description-
Have your...application in hand,
and please 'apply'... inside
You brave woman...or man....

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  • Gods child40 silver member
    September 19, 2009

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    this is awesome, Maybe we should place an ad, and interview before we let them into our heart. lol! great job!!


  • Swangrnv gold member
    September 9, 2009

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    l.o.l.

    so effing bold!!! so naughty!! so you! l.o.l. excellent, heated and funny lady.. and yeah it would be a brave soul to come at you if they AIN'T QUALIFIED!! l.o.l.


  • sensualbutterfly
    September 8, 2009

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    Love this!!! Great idea for a piece! Glad to see ya back sis...


  • carl dunford
    September 8, 2009

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    That has to be the best Job application
    I have ever seen lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Brilliant, Let me know when the interviews are lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • hotchocolate gold member
    September 7, 2009

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    Happy to see you back! It's about time been missing your writes This gave me a chuckle and I needed a laugh LOL! Can't wait to see more of you since you came back to us

    I have the ability
    To taste, nibble and fuck for hours on end
    And still have the need for assistance
    From my ten-inch vibrating friend


  • xPlatinum-Lotusx
    September 7, 2009

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    ROFL

    GREAT!!! Lots of laughs, and raunchy.. The only thing that makes it better is the first comment on this!! Well done!

  • mcfreeman
    September 7, 2009

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    I will apply to all positions,

    every shift..I have my own tools and can travel...up to 80% of time...24/7 is no problem...I have gone down lot of muddy roads....have years of experience and many many recummendation....have been a boss to a few...and worked under several women...never a complaint, I am punctual...and dependable...arrive ready to work early and willing to stay late until the job is done.....I donate to all charities...fill every hole..and am always cheerful.

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