Sleeping with the moon
must have given you albino skin.
cuz babe when you bent over,
I needed shades to dim
Full and white with just a slight
crack right up the middle
your bum ain’t seen the light of day
since the cat ran away with the fiddle
But hey its cool you know the rules
no sleeping with his brothers
if Blue were here, he’d kick your rear
and Harvest half the other!
Author notes
Option #3 Sleeping with the moon must have given you albino skin
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L.O.L.
JUST A SLIGHT CRACK UP THE MIDDLE??/ hey didn't they say 'crack' kills?? l.o.l.
sorry couldn't resist!
yes this is a laugher and i think it's shiny worthy too!! good one lady..
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thanks Swan, I knew you'd love the humor in this one.
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wow wow wowHoly Cow!
Too Funny Man Ican't believe you wrote this ! I'm stealing it! lol Life is all therer is to offer you the moon. That chit abouy crack up the middle made me laugh so hard I spit coffee everywhere! Thanks for sharing it with me.It says so much ion so few words it is wonderful and hard to do sometimes. Funny Stuff her! hats off to you once again you pulled the hat over our heads! mel.
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ROTFLMAO too bad we werent neighbors, but then again maybe its a good thing cuz neither one of us would get anything done, except laughing...thanks Mel you have made my day!
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Full and white with just a slight
crack right up the middle
your bum ain’t seen the light of day
since the cat ran away with the fiddle
Funny as heck! I liked this write a lot. It made me laugh every second. Keep penning stuff like this!
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hey thanks so much for taking the time to read and comment, and if you liked the parody here is another http://allpoetry.com/poem/4791509
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