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The Customer is ALWAYS Right?






The Customer is ALWAYS right?
 
FUCK YOU, DICK HEAD ! ! !

Yeh you, You stupid ignorant fuck!
Ignorance can be cured, but not your dumb ass.
Forty years of retail has driven me to be crass.

I wait on morons and jackasses.
They either know nothing or think they know it all.
I’d like to take a bat to their face and break their glasses,
then body slam them into the fucking wall.

I have worked in my field  a long time,
no you DON’T know more than me
so you can kiss my bare behind.
Your words show you’re as dumb as can be.


If I hear one more time,
“can I ax ya a stupid question?”
I’m going to yell FUCK NO!
Then throw you out the door.


Go ahead, buy your shit at Wal-mart
then ask me, how does this work?
You plug it in, stick it in your ass
and fry the last brain cell you have.

Don’t ask me how,
don’t even ask why,
just take your sorry ass home,
lay down and fucking die.




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Not harsh enough, may have to edit to get out my true feelings of frustration.

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  • Pure Thought silver member
    September 5
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    That's fuckin tellin' them.

  • misallot
    September 5

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    you poor thing...it must be tough. can i aks u a stupid question?


  • Manic Reverie
    September 5

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amen brother. I used to work at a Wendy's and some of the people that came in, sweet Jesus fucking Christ. This little rant here perticualarly made me laugh out loud. "Go ahead, buy your shit at Wal-mart, then ask me, how does this work? You plug it in, stick it in your ass, and fry the last brain cell you have.". And the best part of this is that you didn't make it sound stupid and filled with mindless profane rants, they were placed quite well and the lack of patients brought on by some of these dumb fucking people was really felt. hahahahahahahahahaha

    • dustys back
      September 9
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      Glad you liked this, it was all to easy to write. Particularly after a full moon week, it makes them especially stoopid... lol

      Thanks,
      Dusty

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