..
Tonight as in my bath I lay
returning from a busy day
With battleship and rubber duck
I cleared away the daytimes muck
Twas then I settled down to play
making the water dip and sway
In waves that sent the water wild
I was a most demented child
Raising a cheek I let one rip
scuttling the battleship
The rubber duck, close by its side
took one breath and swiftly died
Tomorrow when my bath time’s due
I have a submarine or two
That I intend rip apart
with the most enormous fart
..
Author notes
The Pen returns
In a list
Please tell me what you think
Comments
1 - 43 of 43
-
Hillarious
Once again you pulled it off. This cracked me up and the usage of the guy in the bathtub added more fun to it. It brought back memories of my three sons at bathtime. With three in one tub, the farts made it a jacuzzi. I think I'm becoming your biggest fan
-
HeHeHe !!!!!!!
This was so funny and made me smile.
Something tells me You and Pen had a hand in this one. 
Tell pen I like his sense of humor.You take care and keep making us smile in poetry land. 
Always, Sandy
-
ha ...just make sure you dont launch a torpedo while building up pressure lol...loved it...Dan
-
This is very nice and sweet up to the destructive end...
I love the humour in this poem and the images you have penned are amazing. Excellent.
-
Yet another write filled with laughter. Your poems
are entertaing & it also gives the reader with much
to think & write about..thanks! Take care.
-
I will certainly make sure I am not within coowee of you when you let rip. Sounds like you were a real monster of a child who just loved to play at being funny. I loved this piece. It is one that shows just how much humor you see in life and how one can find such pleasure in everything we do. If I hear some loud explosion over here, I will know where it came from.
-
hehehehhehe not only was the picture very funny... but the who use of "the fart". Why do people find farts so funny? I dunno but they really do.. Again I truly do love your writings. Great job!
-
LOL
I almost asked you if I could join you until I read the last two lines.
Bravo to the best rhyming poetic nut I know.
Love,
Amera♥
-
-
I am relieved that I will not be present to witness the 'eruption'-mind you-I do believe it is a 'manthing' as Phil heartily lets one go wherever whenever-then disappears to leave me looking like it was me!!
By the way-loved the poem!
Hilly
-
I love the bubbles rippling my back. Battleships are supposed to succumb to depth charges, not gas attacks.
-
-
Me too William As to the depth charges this is the new stealth weapon devised as an underhanded attack
-
-
A mobile fart, now there's a thought
to keep it hid, would make life fraught,
passed silently you wont get caught
and if outside it comes to naught!!!!!!!
Now just look and see what the Pen has made me do ... he always makes me rhyme in my comment ... and it's usually rude
Thanks for the laugh Pen and I admit to being guilty
Sue
x
-
-
Yes, at last someone who will admit
that they too lets the gas emit
When my mobile fart's complete
i will send one as a treat
-
-
hahahahaha my first laugh of the day....i bet you remember the tin bath....first dad..then mum.....then me...then younger sister..lastly younger brother..haha no wonder he would scream the house down..when he looked into a tub full of dirty freezing cold water haha..i wonder if that is why he hasn't spoken to me for15 years..i mean it was not my fault he was last in ther queue....good poem my friend,, brought a smile too my face.....and THAT is an achievement indeed..keep well
-
-
Remember the tin bath? i still have it, though i use it now to make Desperate Dan cow pies in.
Though i do have to ask the cow to sit down as its not deep enough to take it standing
-
-
Phew!!!!!!!!! I can smell it from here.Brings a whole new meaning to perfumed bubbles.Make sure you leave the bottom of the bath intact.Actually you've saved yourself some money.You have your own inbuilt Jaccuzzi , Ros
-
-
Please find enclosed one large tin of peas, and a small tin of baked beans
used as instructed your Jacuzzi should soon be up and running -
-
-
-
Haha this put me into a fit of giggles after I took my mouth of the floor Love it! Amazing rhyme as always
-
-
Damn i just tripped over a someone mouth, now who would be daft enough to leave one laying around on the floor ?(kicks it into the gutter)
-
-
Ouch
-
-
-
Hahahaha! very very good, laughs all the way, always a treat to visit here, gas or no gas!
Regards.
-
-
Gas masks can be provided at a small fee.Please ask at the desk next time you visit
-
-
WHAT...
a heck of a memory of being 10 years old this one brings. Always scolded for splashing the floor with half the tub contents!
-
-
Come on now you're not trying to tell me that the last time you did that you were only ten? Do you think i am a cabbage (green)
-
-
LOL!! At least he didn't write about the one under the blankets that guys seem to think is so funny when they trap you there! I needed a laugh, thank you legend, or, er, thank you Pen!
-
-
What! are you telling me that some dirty rats do that? disgusting
-
-
The pen still lives
Let's hear it for the pen. Well a burp will do. Let's have fun at what ever we do. I left my pen far behind, I fear he might think this is fun and want to try. One pen is enough till he is full grown. Later on in his life we all will moan and cry...mac -- with a baby pen.
-
-
Keep your pen under control, look what can happen when you give them their head
-
-
Chemical warfare?
Oh you devious man.
"With bubbles packed in toxic stuff
The enemy had had enough"
Very funny ...laughing at the poem and the responses.
-
-
I am in the process of building a mobile fart that can be sent via Text.
Lets see what Voda Phone make of that -
-
Haven't you seen the bubbles on the O2 advert for the phone?
-
-
-
I bet my hubby
can rival you in that department. Now me? as if !!!
a cheeky little number that raised a smile
-
-
OK how much is the bet I have filled up on Peas, Beans and Jerusalem artichokes
Wheel him in
Why do you ladies always deny you would do such things? -
-
Deny us???
Never!!! we dont fart we pass wind - we dont sweat we perspire - we dont swear we curse!!!
T
-
-
-
fantastic!!
That sure as hell brightened up my busy stressful day!!!! Ahhh farting in the bath - what a joy when you're kids - not so acceptable for a woman of 43!!! or is it ??> he he
-
-
Not acceptable who are you kidding Its even greater fun when your an adult
What was it the poet said
Let the wind go free
where ere you be
In church or chapel
let it rattle
-
-
Oh Dear!!!!
What games you play.....?
A very funny verse....made I larf hahaha!!!!
-
-
Dear Lulu as long as it only made you larf
-
-
I think that pen needs a dose of Bicarbonate of soda my dear neighbour. Either that or colonic irrigation. He He... Very funny Legend, I wonder how many will own up to playing the same game...That pen is possitivly Asbo.....Excellent happy write....mal
-
-
I wonder how many will own up to playing the same game.. OK Mal are you going to start the ball rolling?
-
-
Eww Neww Ai Don't do things like that Legend.....much....mal
-
-
Adding your comment:
1 - 43 of 43
