jeffry and I

Jeffry is a boy who I found at the front of my doorstep 22 years ago.
I indeed regret picking him up on that stormy night. But we have our moments.

I wanted a son to love.
I have girls.
I never dreamed of planting my seeds within thee!
The very first thing that happened was I accidently dropped the fugly kid down the staircase when I slipped over a banana peal.
He cried a lot and I didn’t want to wake the woman with elephant-phys up.
After 20 seconds of the ugly kid falling head first down the staircase I got very angry with him.

My first instinct was to knock him out with a brick I found next to me.
Jeffry was knocked out slowly, for the first hit wasn’t very successful.
I had no choice but to hit the fucked-up kid many more times until the little shit would shut up.

Once the devilled kid shut up, as a punishment I shoved a hose up his bum-hole and turned the wheel on full until water came out of his mouth!
The next day I forgot that the boy hadn’t eaten anything last night so I fixed him a nice breakfast.  I gave him some cockroaches I found in the attic and water from the toilet to keep him hydrated.

One day when I was washing the boy I named Jeffry in the sink.
I accidently dropped the sharp blade from cutting bananas into his bath.
As it fell down the blades sliced down into Jeffries balls. I quickly rushed to find a bandanna for him but I couldn’t find any for I used it the other night when I stabbed him in the eye with a toothpick. I had no choice but to shut the beast up, and kicked him in the face and knocked him out cold.

One time when he and I were eating on a Wednesday night and Jeffry missed the time of day were he went for his walk, and he felt very bad. And I told him to go to his attic and on the way he fell flat on his nose, crushing it straight into his brain! I never bothered taking him to the hospital because it was his fault not mine.

The years went by and Jeffry became even more annoying and rude!
When he turned 14 he was wondering why he wasn’t allowed to wear underpants only for 2 hours only when it was his birthday. I got raver offended and wanted to each him that I am the boss. I nailed him to the wall and then sliced both his hands off, but left his right index finger on.

Jeffry is a very naughty boy! Twelve years ago it was a stormy night and he was scared so he came into my room and asked if he could sleep in the same bed. I was nice and said he could. So what does he do? He touches my finger in his sleep! PERVERT TRIED TO RAPE ME!
I was sickened by his sickening act so did a very clever thing. I shoved a drumstick up his ass and cut his penis off so he couldn’t have the ability to rape me.
I felt very insecure with Jeffry being with me. I had no choice but to make myself feel comfortable with him. So I tied him to a leash and walked him to my university and tied him to a tree while I worked. Somehow the freak managed to escape and find me, I had no choice but to let him sit under my desk! I had a feeling that he was going so do something very oral and disgusting to me. AND I WAS RIGHT! He licked my foot!

As soon as we got home I crapped in his mouth  (he cant swallow because he has no jaw) and pissed on top of him.

Imagine this….

*A boy with a shorter leg then the other,
  Also has no hands but one index finger on the right hand.
  Has no jaw and is blind on one eye,
  Has no ears.
  Is emotionally and mentally retarded. 
  Scarred in nearly every part of his body.