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Pointing my Shortcomings with her Middle Finger

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Stability was my cooking—hearty Italian dishes which
I placed on a sturdy table, arranging the food such that
every single platter would suggest sexual activity.

Balance was a chopstick, vertically placed on
my semi erect cock, and my ability to hold it level,
keep it from throbbing for several seconds.

Love was my poetry—songs I wrote for her,
gifts I gave her, along with single red roses.

Direction was something I lacked, and if she said so,
it must be true, though she made it sound like
my dick wasn’t hitting the spot just right, not as
satisfactorily as a good vibrator, anyway.

Of course, I may have been confused.
She most likely meant real direction, as in when
I’m driving, and miss the fucking ball by a foot.

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Prompt: A Single Finger
Image/Option # 3
Image Credit: www.RaihnasEnkeli.deviantart.com

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  • poetryality silver member
    November 10

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    Your take from any given prompt is always your very own. I had to chuckle because in most cases the all mighty "finger" is warranted. LOL I love your vivacious sense of humor. I am sure she meant the later "direction". The best to you in the contest.


    Much Love Always ♥

    Renee


  • Mariana gold member
    September 7

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    You never cease to bring a smile to my face with your wonderful take on everyday events. Why the sad face my friend?

    Mariana  


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    September 7

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    lol.. you a something else! Always unique... always enjoyable to read!


  • Emmyb gold member
    September 5

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    ahh yes i remember the chop stick trick from another one of your writes. this is fairly amusing eh!


  • sweet arrival gold member
    September 4

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    liked how you went with this prompt... unique and fresh as with all of your posts. sometimes we think our direction is off, but really there is a purpose of moving that way... of getting lost to find something even more beautiful


  • Jade.Butterfly gold member
    September 2

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    Oh Man..DAYUM!!
    And I thought my piece packed a punch!
    This one will give you a black eye..
    I agree with still.she.waits, I doubt you were the one who was confused.
    Wooo, I liked this one..so fits with my mood ..
    Loved it,Vito.
    -Mandi


  • still.she.waits
    September 1

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    *whistles*
    damn. you get a wink for it all.
    and haven't you heard, women are terrible with
    directions, so it is unlikely that you were the one confused.




  • Jade.Butterfly gold member
    September 1
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    If it is about picture three...
    I so can't wait!!


  • still.she.waits
    September 1
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    yay. I can't wait to see what words...

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