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"Buster" unit owner manual

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Congratutions! You are now the proud owner of a (Class A) Buster unit, To make full use out of your newest possession, make sure you read and follow the instructions listed in this manual.

PLEASE NOTE: The use of this unit may conflict with other units already activated in your possession.

You will find with this specific unit, it come custom with its own talents.

TALENTS:

 

Cooking:

Your specific unit tends to surpass normal units at cooking.

 

Guitar: 

Your unit tends to enjoy playing the guitar (for more information, read "Your Unit and Guitar"

 

Electronics:

While not being an official electronics unit, or having a electronics chip installed, your unit enjoys soldering.

 

Video Games:

This is your particular units strongest talent, Playing video games.

Just set it up with a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on live, and it's sure to "pwn" some "noobs"

 

**Although your unit comes with many talents, it also has its weak spots.**

 

Wood working:

Although your unit enjoys wood working, truth be told it cant do it to well.

 

Surfing:

This particular unit tends to fall off the board too often. 

 

But if we listed all the weak spots, we'd have 5 pages full.

 

Likes: 

 

Your unit likes, rock/mellower music, playing guitar, electronics, video games (see "Talents"), driving, working on computers and occasionally doing housework.

 

Dislikes:

While your unit doesnt have many dislikes, one of its major problems is big crowds. You unit doesnt like to be stuck in one, whether it be in the mall, at a party, or etc etc etc.

 

Troubleshooting:

 

Q: My unit wont cut on! Is it broken?

 

A: Have you fed your unit properly? It needs a well balanced meal, *including vegetables and fruits* as well as a good nights rest.

 

Q: My unit tends to just lay around, whats wrong?

 

A: Although your unit is made for to work, occasionally it will need to take a rest, the longer you work your unit, the longer it will take to rest up.

 

Q: My unit seems way to active, Is there anyway to decrease the energy intake?

 

A: While yes, it is able to do so, it IS NOT reccomended.

Your unit will eventually burn off some of its energy by itself.

 

Hopefully by reading this you'll be able to take full advantage of your unit, If you have any problems whatsoever contact the manufacture at xxxx@xxxxx.xxx.

 

Be safe, and have fun with your new unit!

 

 

 

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  • eat.yo.soup
    September 14

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