I like to eat, eating is good.
cookies make amazing food.
But I will not, nor ever will I
Share what food I claim as mine.
Please do not get up in my face,
I go crazy if I do not have my space.
This girl once got so close to my head,
"MMMMM cooookie" was all that she said.
I was at a loss of words, I didn't know what to say.
So all I could do was push her away.
If you want to keep you hand on,
I'd back off and find someone else to con.
Please do not get up in my face,
This cookie you see, you will not get a taste.
A contest entry
- That drives me mad! by TerriMac.
550 points, ended August 31, 7 entries
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Comments
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I love this! It is so funny! When I was pregnant once, my hubby stole a piece of pizza off my plate. I cried. It was the best piece and he stole it. LOL So dramatic and hormonal, but he never stole food from me again!
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:-)
Another great entry - I like this
Thank you and good luck -
11th line, typo... its meant to be your haha
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