Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

We're in heaven, it's called hell!

D              Am            C                D

(Verse 1)

Pretty looking girl with pink clips in her hair
She said she saw a monkey, it flipped a bear
And eleven is even with an el...
She's in heaven, it’s called hell!

(Chorus)

And she's in heaven, it’s called hell
And she's in heaven, it's called hell
And she's in heaven, it's called hell
And she's in heaven, it's called hell...


(Verse 2)

I like to play golf with a baseball bat
And she likes to be naked in just a hat
She is thinking sex, and I am thinking something else,
I get so anxious when it comes down to confess


(Chorus)

And I am in heaven, it’s called hell!
And I am in heaven, it’s called hell! 
And I am in heaven, it’s called hell!
And I am in heaven, it’s called hell...


(Verse 3)

I am not doing as bad as a 40 years old virgin
I am busy being a wannabe surgeon
And she confuses love with wild sex
I think she's a human form of tyrannosaurus rex


(Chorus)

And we're in heaven, it's called hell! 
And we're in heaven, it's called hell!
And we're in heaven, it's called hell!
And we're in heaven, it's called hell...

Author notes

This song makes me laugh, I hope it makes you laugh too!

M.

Funny, right?

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    • Line numbers  • Invite them to read
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

1 - 12 of 12

  • marythepumpkin
    October 26
    Edit | Reply
    and i repeat, you really are somethin else XD that a real song? if so i would luv 2 hear it.


  • lyrical-rebel
    October 10
    Edit | Reply
    pagal choroh... kya kya likhteh ho aap...! good stuff!!


  • Nini---x
    October 5

    Edit | Reply
    haha Anon X your humour made my stomach sore
    (L) keep writing.


  • BlackHawk
    September 3
    Edit | Reply
    sensuous and melodious

  • Virulent Malice
    September 3

    Edit | Reply
    I didn't find it that funny and that's just because it isn't my type of humor. Others here have obviously found it funny, so don't change that. I'd probably work on the refrain, the same line four times is pretty excessive and since it's in song form why not write "We're in heaven, it's called hell x 4" And save the space?


  • CarribuChan
    September 2
    Edit | Reply
    Oh golly, Momma.


  • P0TE is Dead
    September 1

    Edit | Reply
    Mayank, you goofy bastard. I definitely laughed on the inside.... especially the T. Rex part. And I think that everyone loves being naked in just a hat. I'd like to hear this song recorded at some point.


  • HeartbrokenVampire
    August 31
    Edit | Reply
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
    i love it!!

    does she exist?


  • Sentimentalpoet
    August 31
    Edit | Reply

    ha ha

    very funny mayank. well i do want to listen it.

  • NicoleWashington
    August 30
    Edit | Reply
    lol it sure does
    sounds like one crazy girl!


  • Tinselpool
    August 30

    Edit | Reply


    Very inappropriate for my age, but I'll say... pretty funny. Did you write it?

    Claire

    Your chatterbox friend.


  • Nephlim
    August 30
    Edit | Reply


    It makes me laugh!

    I got to read it before it was on AP.

    Yay!

    I loves the Chorus.

    Awesome job!

1 - 12 of 12