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That Cannot Be, Or It Could

The title is the contest, Hey.
That is dumb; what can I say!
I can use each title word,
But not in order; how absurd!

What will happen if I do?
Will it bruise, hurt, or kill you?
Write, you say; use imagery.
Sticking tongue out; I don't agree.

Use poetic devices; why them?
Whoever thought this up is dim.
This contest is a big mistake.
Remove it now for goodness sake.


Tiki Cat
(the most agreeable creature on earth)


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I know I am sure to win. You may close the contest now.

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  • Judith Chandler
    September 13
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    Cats are such contrarians! That's one reason I love them so much.


  • abuyi
    September 8
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    very rebellious
    your AN hits the pot


  • darlee77 gold member
    September 4
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    I like your honesty and directness. Need a vote? lol. God bless.

  • Purrsanthema
    August 30

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    Blaze and Max the Wonder Cat give this a 15 out of 10 plus one mouse. They both feel this should win all the contests, even the ones not entered.


  • Rick Weston silver member
    August 29
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    well i must agree, we know what we like after all and this i like - too funny.


  • ToBSavvy
    August 29

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    you know you're out on your ear. lol you must be a frequenter of the pub. lol

    ummm...bubye!

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