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WHAT I LOVED about BETH bawdy ballard

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I loved her eyes , The tears she cried.. in between her thighs.. and her quaint little sighs ,
my oh ,my ..oh my.

I loved the way she gave head and the way she rode my cock in bed , loved all the dirty words she said ..
my , ohmy , oh my.

I loved how she made it nice and tight , held me locked in all thru the  night ,
Made me blow my load just so  right 
my, ohmy ,oh my

I loved her mouth , north and south ,I loved her pussy and her mouse and how she chained me in the house ,
My ,ohmy ,oh my

I loved her tits and her ass  and I loved  how she planted my seed  in the grass and I love her skin and the way she let me cum on her chin
And Im sure thats the only thing ...I loved about BETH
My , oh my ,oh my
Oh yeah , my oh , my , oh , my .be.th .


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BETH was a doll i bought at a sex shop gee I loved her .

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  • Judith Chandler
    August 30
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    Seriously? What a laugh.


    • glenn shannon silver member
      August 30
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      its rude and not really true just a dig at my ex real life woman . cheers to you glad it gave you a smile i woder if she would see the humour in it tho lol

      • Judith Chandler
        August 30

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        From a woman's point of view, that's always a great insult: "Oh,go get yourself a rubber doll!" The only person I ever said that to was someone I wasn't even involved with!

  • LovingPhoenix
    August 28

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    LOL! Oh my goodness I was not expecting this when I logged on at work! You are wonderful! Very good write, loved the flow!

    • glenn shannon silver member
      August 28
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      thanks hun Beth is a cheap date i take her out folded in my shirt then when i get inside the chosen venue i inflate her and save on a second ticket and she doesnt interupt when im pressing my point , ive got a string on her neck for those windy days and she doubles as a kite down the beach what better could a man ask for hey lol xo


  • An Old Codger gold member
    August 28

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    LMAO
    You are a funny man my friend. Just a word of caution with Beth though. Be careful when ya bite her titties or she'll fart and fly out the window.

    • glenn shannon silver member
      August 28
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      Paul i did bite her on the neck and thats how i learnt she goes down on me . say no more . cheers glad you got a giggle


  • JinSays gold member
    August 28

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    I mean...do I have to say it???
    LOL
    my ohmy, oh my
    you're something else. Its not 7 am for me, and reading this while drining coffee
    you're an absolute mess
    love,
    jin

    • glenn shannon silver member
      August 28
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      im fine its Beth thats a mess im sad she just up and left me when the south wind came along last time i saw her she was taking flight with a flock of gulls and not so much as a goodbye kiss . shes just like all the rest .


  • Jade.Butterfly gold member
    August 28

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    GLENN SHANNON!! You dirty birdy!
    What a read this was at 10 O'clock in the morning.. lol
    And to think im going to have this on my mind as i head of to the doctor ..gee
    I think you may need to be punished for this one..
    Love ya hun
    -Mandi

    • glenn shannon silver member
      August 28
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      baby good luck at the doctors ill be sitting waiting with a very deflated Beth when you get back I was bored so i just wrote this song and gee i havent had any record deals offered yet but fingers crossed lol cheers baby

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