Hey there kitty cat, looking for a "ruff" time?
Well, I'm your dog, I will make you purr.
Am I making you blush under your fur?
Our friends thought we would be a good match,
and from your picture, your quite a catch.
I go by the name of Spot,
and I hope you will give me a shot.
If you date me I'll promise you lots of bling,
and a giant ball of string.
I'll give you a manicure for your claws,
if forever you will be in my paws.
I've had all my vaccines and don't have any fleas.
Oh how I can't wait for you tail to squeeze.
I'll dine you with cat chow and wine you with milk.
I will make you meow , oh how your white belly looks like silk.
I'm being direct but I'm a one feline kind of canine.
I mean no disrespect, and I hope you'll always be mine.
I will make sure my dog house
always has at least one mouse,
for you to play and
I will always obey.
Your cat breath, I'm sure is like perfume.
I'll take care of you so you'll never need a groom.
So please give me a chance,
and try some doggy romance.
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Yeah... I've heard that all before. Truth is... you probably just like eating um... shall we say... puss... and then when you are done... well then... that is when things really get ruff cause you have to face nuttin but a dog eat dog world. LOL... congrats for your animalistic (or is that pre- canibalistic) tale of interspecies seduction.
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Now that was good!! I enjoyed reading this. Good luck!
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lol funny~
Thnx for entering best of luck! -
Congrats on Gold
I smiled all through this one poet. Having had cats, dogs, and seeing they somethimes got along very well together. I could picture a conversation like this. Fun stuff poet.
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FABULOUS
LOL i love this, so funny and charming, this is wonderful. thank you so much
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