Meow

Panda towel panda running through the field
stepped in some grease that had congealed
waiting in my room dripping wet from my shower
I called for towels, and it's been over an hour

They are herding cows the size of shnauzers
there is very dirty porn on my web browsers
open my door to find my package sealed
I cut my arm a minute ago and it's already healed

The hipster douche is waiting to eat tacos
I paid $50 for that skanky white block hoe
I'm getting sick of my smelly navel lint
I just watched a movie with Eastwood (comma) Clint

I eat fondue with Brillo and scorpions with mint
I once drowned a cactus in a pond of brilliant
sometimes I rhyme fast, sometimes I rhyme slow
on the way to school I lick the short buses window

Keith wears a yar-muke-uhl and hides in his cave
days go by, I can smell him, he don't bathe
this one time, at band camp, he fondled a lathe
I'm anti-apologetic about beating my white slave

When I was two I robbed the candy store
the gas station attendant smells like a whore
Ackbar had been running from assasains all day
his massive indigestion he cured with some hay

The trolley rolled over an old man with no glasses
we tripped and we toiled but could find no molasses
the anus is something we don't speak about at a party
I just shit myself watching Laurel and Hardy

The bath tub is empty of all of its sugar
I just saw a penguin get raped by a cougar
Meow says the kitty, and he sleeps and he purrs
I tickle the panda and stroke all his furs

Mike burped and I can smell clam chowder
I do believe its time for a Golden Shower
Panda knocked on my door to deliver one towel
an altercation ensued and I stabbed him in his bowel

Management got involved and kicked us all out
Trixie ate too much shrimp, I think she got gout
she strarted tripping and ate the kitchen grout
I left her in the lobby to go wrestle some trout

And here ends the saga of our weekend with Panda
and that's why I'M the boss...fuck Tony Danza!