dear Mom and dad:
this is just a letter
to tell you about my life
things are going very well.
I'm about to take a wife!
I met her at drug rehab
and we were soon birds of a feather.
so we were both pleased when they let us
do our community service together.
She hasn't held a job in years,
but don't let that concern you;
Its just that she is on the lam.
those parole cops really burn you!
I admit we are rushing things
but I believe it's for the best.
Mom, do you know where we can find
a maternity wedding dress?
I cant wait for you to meet her.
I know you'll see that she's cool
Just one thing before I close this...
Mom, Dad...APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!
Author notes
Written April 1st, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- APRIL FOOLS!!!! - A 1 Day Contest by .
300 points, ended April 6, 2004, 6 entries
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SWEET, love it, dearly love it, write on.
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Hee hee! Good one!
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started laughing as soon as i read the second stanza, another funny poem of yours i've read in a short space of time
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lol, this was funny I would of called them and told them that. I had a good one played on me. Good luck in the contest
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LOL i liked this - incorporated all of it into one ;-) very clever!!!
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this is hilarious you did a wonderful job.
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