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The Serious Poet

I am a serious poet,
And I travel by train,
Don’t give me no trouble, just stow it,
And I do cocaine.

I am a serious writer,
And people like me a lot,
While my belt and my shoes grow tighter,
I smoke a big bunch of pot.

My garlanded gray-blue tattoo is
Right under my sagging wide gut,
A pic of my gal, green and blue is,
On my fat butt.

I can pen a poem in an hour,
While drinking full half of the day,
I never take bath or a shower,
When I sing, like a jackass I bray.

I am a serious writer,
And people like me a lot,
While my belt and my shoes grow tighter,
I smoke a big bunch of pot.

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  • twelfthknight silver member
    August 26

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    Lmao you are so sarcastic! I love it! lol whenever I gat fed up of how serious the world is I read your poems