Laser dog barks loudly.
He can't help himself.
The shit hurts!
Catch the rabbit if you can.
The controller's in your hand.
Fucker! If I lose it's your fault!
Round and round I go.
I only go as fast as you can.
If you can't play then don't put your tokens in.
I want to win!
The shit hurts!
Computer dust in my face,
I want to win this race!
Losing fucking hurts!
So if you can't play
and you cause me pain
by losing this race;
I'll jump out of the screen
and bite your fucking head off!
Please tell me what you think
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Wow that was aggressive. I will definitely never play against you in any for of game or sport! lol But it was funny, and definitely something I might try to write after my third glass of Moxie.
Yeah, weird is a good category for it. But definitely humor too. But it is true, I'm not a big gamer but when I do play I go get into it and aggression can come out. Ah, when younger I played a lot of competitive basketball and I hated to lose, and I could get that way. lol
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lol...I'm not really that aggressive really. The only thing I am really competitive at is my work. I can be ruthless...lol
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I'm only aggressive at the dinner table.
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My motto is if there is food on the table it's because I haven't eaten yet.
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laughing my ass off....
Someone mentioned Galaga. That sure brings back memories. I still remember playing Space Invaders at 7-Eleven. My brother rocked at Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man. I've got a PS3, and I mostly play Motor Storm and Smackdown VS Raw 09. My son got Batman Arkham Asylum for his birthday a few days ago.The graphics are amazing.
Don
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When I was 10 I lived on a marina in Fairhope Alabama. I used to hang out in the country store in the game room. The guy that came for the quarters used to give me dozens of free games. I'd play space invaders and pac man for hours among other games. I remember cetepede...as far as games today I'm a little behind. It's my goal to get one soon. I want to play the ufc fighting game as I am an avid fan of that sport. When I was 13 I had the original atari console and games. Frogger, donkey kong, pacman, pong, ect..
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It's always interesting to watch people playing games in arcades getting caught up in the intensity of that virtual reality. I stick to skeeball now unless I find an older machine like Galaga which i did recently and still rule at by the way. lol
The characters inside the machine curse too? lol I didn't know that or couldn't hear them over my own. lol
Nice piece here TD.
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LOL! Galaga?! Now you're speaking my language!...lol.. I challenge you to a duel....last I played, I was still the one that ruled! Hah! I am so glad you liked this poem. Thank you for your comment.
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I accept your challenge! jsyk... You're going down!!!!!!
McNizzle will McFizzle.
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That's right....I'll Mcfizzle with the galagizzle victory! What? Yeah...that's what I'm talkin about! lol!
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a bit of game frustration??
ahhah.. excellent:]
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I'd say the game was frustrated with the player.
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Dangerous sport!!
You caught the frenetic pace,
as well as the frantic pleas
of the character you were
controlling!!!
Very much in-the-face!!!
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Thank you so much! Yes that was what I was intending! You hit it on the button!
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