I’ve got my evil eye on you, you may think you’re in charge,
I’d like a slice of pizza too; I’m hairy, fierce and large.
Hawaiian might seem awful nice; Italian at a pinch,
though I say, “Never mind the price - the Mariner’s a cinch”.
A base that’s thin a top that's thick with extra toppings too,
not much sauce, this cat gets sick and throws up in your shoe.
Squid and tuna tempt my eyes with anchovies to taste,
peeled pink prawns the perfect size, I’m sure there’ll be no waste.
So if you need a pizza dear the phone is over there;
no need to groan or shed a tear and don’t pull out your hair.
Don’t lose control or scream and shout,
this pizza’s mine, there is no doubt!
Gold trophy winner
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