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chemistry equals crap

...chemistry...
what is there to say?
the pointless study of
molecules, matter, and chemical
make up of everyday life...
who needs to know this shit?

i don't understand it
i don't want to understand it
i try to study it but
the constant affliction of confusion
quickly consumes me and stops
the information from ever entering my mind

and my teacher?
oh my lord!!!
i know 4 year olds
who could convey information better than this man.
why does my school not consider grades?
why does my school not think of the stupid
people like me who need a good teacher?

this i will never know.
but what i do know is...
i hate chemistry and
i will never use it in real life.



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I HATE CHEMISTRY...
lol if you can't tell from my poem!
Written April 1st, 2004

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  • sammi
    June 23, 2006
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    oh man, i should show this to my chemistry lab partners, they'd get a kick out of it, for sure. that's funny and it really bonked me in the head on how accurate it was. add in the name of my crazy teacher (but i won't) and you've got my feelings for chemistry i had 1st semester (except not as poetic). great job!

    sammi


  • neemuffin
    January 28, 2005
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    oh yeah, and thanks for your comment on my poem

  • neemuffin
    January 28, 2005
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    AUGH CHEMISTRY! frick, chemistry is the worst shit i've ever studied....gawd, the only time we'll ever use this useless crap is like on a tv game show or something.......yeah, i totally agree with you here, and im applauding cuz
    1) you wrote exactly what i think
    2) I FRIGGIN HATE CHEMISTRY
    so yeah lol...great job

  • SurFaciNg22
    April 4, 2004
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    yeah


  • shatterdXglass
    April 1, 2004
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    wow...can i relate to this or what? I had chem. last year when i was a freshman...and my teacher...i dont think he liked me, and i know that i didnt like him. i remember one time when i was putting a beaker away, he asked if he could help me with something, and i said no, that i was just putting a beaker away, and he said, no, i asked if i could help you with something...and i relpied "NO!..im just puttin this beaker away"...i guess i kinda yelled it...and he walked away. anywho...sorry about my blabering on...lol
    Nice poem! i totally agree!
    Hope Chem gets better...(im in bio now...and it sucks too! )
    Kim*


  • FeaturedSilence
    April 1, 2004
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    Oh man yes! Chemistry is evil! My teacher doesn't teach...he treats our class like a college class and its crap. 3rd quarter, I was just .2% away from a B and he wouldn't give it to me. I was angry and he almost kicked me out of class for it. Oh, speaking of chemistry, I have a test in there tomorrow...
    Anyways, you did hit the nail on the head here...Chemistry = crap, very much.
    Peace

  • hauntedsoul
    April 1, 2004
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    BRAEDEN... genius!! i mean this is soo funny i laughed the whole time! i guess you knew that since your sitting right next to me!! but oh my oh my. funny stuff funny stuff!! ohh and i hope chemistry gets better soon.. maybe mr. o will stop telling all of those creepy stories!! i mean come on... he is distracting your learning with all of his creepy love/ weird stories!! oh and his little "real" pig... mmmm i can believe he can just have dead pigs in his class room. and he laughs at you when you act stupid he is such a mean man!! oh anyways great poem brae!! luv ya!!

    **macey

  • loveofbrothers
    April 1, 2004
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    wow! you hit dead on! lol i know exactly what you are talking about...Mr. O?!?! let's not get started on that. lol anyways this poem was soo funny...great job.

    ~**~

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