I need a man that can fulfill every need in me
Honey, Lover and Friend and a freak in every dream.
You see I plan on becoming a DIRTY woman?
And I'm gonna start right now
I just wanna make your body happy
See the freak in me
Requires you to be freakin me CONSTANTLY
Tune into my frequency
So we can see whats on
Snuggle up with popcorn
Then slide my warm mouth around your thingy
And we can make it a suck-buster night
While watching pornos and what not
Til my thighs get tight
And I start to tingle don't worry baby
It's natural
If you be my fantasy baby I'll be your actual
In fact I'll probably be shy at first
And lie at first by sayin shit like I'm not ready
But I do NOT digest timidness
Boy if its me you wanna impress
Then you better get undressed!
Run that tongue across my breast
Oooh yes stroke your thingy
Show me how you like it done
And while I'm pinching on one nipple
You can pinch the other one
Then I'll sit my body on your tongue
Til my thighs run
Oh shit its a live one
Now you wanna have some real fun
I give you the chocolate sauce and you can bring the cream
Come on boy take your socks off and let me kiss your feet
If I provide the cuffs you provide the blindfold
If I come with the kinkiness you come with the lust
See if you wanna be the one for me
Then cum for me and make the rivers run from me
Show me that you are not afraid by acting cum-fortably
I want to watch you drop all of your inhibitions because
The freakier you get the more I fall for you
Yeah I saw you on that site lickin your lips all-nice
Boy I never wanted to kiss a pair of lips so badly in my life
See I wanna make you my honey, lover, friend
But first I must know the dirt
Like are you the type of man that could have phone sex with
me while you at work
Can you flirt til it hurts
Could you tease me til I can't breathe
If I get on my knees without your permission would you stop
me
Would you take me shopping for some toys and oils
We don't have to leave the room to get them we could order
off line
Would you shave me down there til you see no more hair
Then I'll look in the mirror while you lick the skin smooth
like nair
It's just me so don't be afraid to let the freak right on out
You must be good in public but when the lights go out baby
BE A BEAST
I could show up at your job on your lunch hour with no panties
on
Close your office door as I raise up my skirt
Sit on your desk and ask you, are you ready to eat?
I wanna walk into your bedroom and catch you watchin dirty
flicks and playin with your thingy
Playing with your thingy through your pants under the restaurant
tables
It's cool because sometimes that extra freaky shit intensifies
the lovin
I want just you
Lickin chocolate off your chest
Feathers on your stomach as you say ?Oh that tickles?
And my juices start tricklin you say ,Let me lick it up?
See my idea of spontaneity is
When you're watching TV and I come unzip your pants
And make all your birthday wishes come TRRRUUUUUEEEEEEEE
That's the kind of shit that makes me want to be your best
friend
I don't want all your ends but I will beg you never to leave
again
So if you want to be the one for me
Then cum for me make my rivers run for me
Show me you're not afraid by acting cum-fortably
I just want to watch you drop all your inhibitions because
The freakier you get the more I fall for you
Author notes
This was for Earl (swtpoetryman)
he's a freak to the core, and i thought this might make his birthday a bit better. lol
Happy Birthday my friend!!
A contest entry
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARL... by onesugar.
1800 points, ended September 4, 2009, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
If you view i will know, please comment.
Comments
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oh my this is hot hot hot just the way earl like it good luck inthe contest
maralisa
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Thank you hun..
You know how our Earl is so naughty I just had to write him something to go along with it. lol
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There is no doubt in my mind that this excellent piece of erotica
will have ticked all the boxes and hit the right spot for my BESTEST MATE Earl as it did mine.
Thank you for entering and helping to make Earl's special day go with a bang...in your case
I suspect it did literally
~sugar~
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An amazing piece of erotica that I am sure will have Earl doing the handy shandy LOL!!
All the best
Emma
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No doubt about that Em LMAO!
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Wow
I think Earl has had or will have the best birthday ever. Way to go onesugar! It's not even my bday and I think I got a little something too lol -
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LMAO!!
I'm sure he will..
haha you got a pressie too,eh? lol -
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Lmao
I did and thank you!!!!!!!!!
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birthday wishes to you earl and what a present came in a box too gee mandi this was awesomely dirty even i had to have a rest and cum back to read the ending . too hot for words i think you might be going for the queen of erotica position here and in my opinion you just took the crown
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Lmao honey i dont want to take anyones crown
But glad ya liked it.
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In all truth hun the old ones past her prime and its time for fresh new hot stuff to rule the kingdom and its you lets here it from the boyz and gils too i know they want a bit of mandi pie too lol
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lmao at Mandi Pie..
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I HAVE TO SAY THAT I CAN ANSWER ALL YOUR KINKY QUESTIONS WITH JUST ONE YHTEE LETTER WORD - and the word is YES!
I could show up at your job on your lunch hour with no panties
on
Close your office door as I raise up my skirt
Sit on your desk and ask you, are you ready to eat?
That's just one question out of all of them that had me mouth a-watering, Mandi Baby - as you must know every naughty boy wants a new toy for his Birthday - and a sweet and juicy Georgia peach, as well - so why not go for 'The sweetest and juiciest peach ever known to man', Miss Mandi? This looks like it could be my wettest and wildest BIRTHDAY BASH, yet - GUARANTEED to satisfy a hungry and thirsty man, also.
I truly enjoyed this piece - and yes I must confess - that I pulled my BIG thingy while reading it - and cleaned up all of my creamy mess after, Mandy Love!
Peace & Love!
Earl.
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LMAO!!
You are way too much!!
Glad you enjoyed the write..lol
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....lol......
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Geez! lol
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You said it all here! Earl is most definately like that! You really did a great job on this one! I know Earl is gonna love it!
Best of luck in this contest!
and love
Nyetta
Happy Birthday Earl! We love ya!
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Lol, I hope that he will anyway..
Are you going to enter?
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