madness!!

run to the left,
run to the right,
get down in a stance
and be ready to fight!

don't you dare jump
off sides if you care,
about all the effort
put in up to there.

don't listen to the others,
the ones across from you,
get in his god damn head,
make him fuck up, not you!

the ball is snapped,
now what do you do?
get your god damn ass movin'
and fight your way through

to the other side,
just one yard and SIT!
use your hands, god damn it,
make sure that you hit

the god damn ball carrier
way below the waste!
aim for the thighboard
don't you dare be misplaced!

all this and more,
believe it or not,
come from a coach,
just to get us to go
over the top.

dedicated to all those who enjoy the sport of football, and to those who know the coach only hollers at you if he thinks you can do better.  remember, if the coach isn't hollering at you, he's given up on you.