by Gregg Rowe
CONFUZZLE:
(-ING) (-D) (-S) (-MENT) (-ABLE)
n. v. adj. adv.
1. a state of CONFusion and pUZZLEment
meeting at the same time
on the same linear line
within the confinements of one's brain
2. a collision of two abstracts in mid-air
Eg. Dust bunnies under my bed leaves me confuzzled.
CONFUZZLE:
(-ING) (-D) (-S) (-MENT) (-ABLE)
n. v. adj. adv.
1. a state of CONFusion and pUZZLEment
meeting at the same time
on the same linear line
within the confinements of one's brain
2. a collision of two abstracts in mid-air
Eg. Dust bunnies under my bed leaves me confuzzled.
Author notes
Number 7
CONFUZZLEMENT
Written January 24th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Fiddlesticks! (14 choices) by PandaBaby.
300 points, ended October 7, 2004, 43 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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This is so funny
You are really quite creative. An odd mixture of words, but the outcome is hilarious.
Thank you for entering my contest and good luck
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That was great lol, it put a smile on my face and thats DEFFINTLY something that I am needing right now
That very original and funny. Great Job and goo luck in the contest
-Olivia,
PS, I really liked this, so I'm now off to read some of your other stuff
PSS, (or is it PPS.. i dont remember) I am absolutly in love with LOTR
.. im shutting up now
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Now I'm confuzzled because the dust bunnies under my bed don't make me think at all, except to wonder if it's someone coming or going.
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Ahhhh.... confuzzle is a great word! ^.^ What more can I say? Have a great one! Love and peace!
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Dee ~
It has already happened...My friends use it all the time now and I am seeing it appear on the internet through my personal e-mails after I explain the term to the recepients. Hopefully one day, the dictionary police will come and get it for me and publish it. Thanks for that wonderful comment on this creation. Gregg
Edited on Sep 13, 2:52 p.m. because ''. -
Confuzzeled, huh ... interesting word..now, since this is a newly created word and will be going into your blockbuster new dictionary, I presume it will become an ordinary word to be used freely by anyone speaking the English language (or any other language for that matter) and can be spoken, written and sung by anyone educated enough to read and/or write.
School children will have it on their spelling tests, in their language lessons, it will be bandied around the cafeteria during lunch breaks, used and misused by all levels of society. I bet it even gets into prize winning poetry on this very site and used frequently by confuzzeled politicians.
Geeshe, Gregg.. see what you've gone and done??!!
LOl, what a fun entry for the contest. Good luck
s
Dee
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well Gregg look at you and your big words..
clever piece...great background...confuzzle, indeed...good luck in the contest...freda
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Hehe, I like it! I'm gonna have to start using that word, lol. It's nice to read something 'not-of-the-norm' for a change. Brilliant.
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In the process of developing elfish/pooh/betty/language dream on kid

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Im glad that im not the only one with my own secret language. Very cute. Thanks for the great comment. I appreciate it.
Queen
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While this is not at all the way I expected one to use option numero two, it is a wonderful way!
Combining the form of a definition with poetry is no easy task, and your expertise has once again, pulled you through. Your natural nack for writing is very apparent in this poem, congratulations!
~Miss Emma
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Since you got 4th, i give you applause
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Essence: yes I did, that is an original from your truely thanks for the comment on it
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Lol, this is very creative, i love it! I havent seen any1 like this so far.. very unique! Did you make this word up?
Great write, keep up the good work!
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duh gregg...your pic goes next to the "lordoftherings" entry!!!
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It is with great regret that I need to inform you
Your request for your pic to sit beside
A definition I created has been approved
But please -- tell me dear, with attitude aside
Where in the hell is my pic going to lie?
unfathomable on Mar 31, 10:55 p.m.
you are your dream 1680 critiques, 198 poems. said:
brilliant gregg...i'll send you my pic so you can put it next to this word in your upcoming,
blockbuster, dictionary!
~liz (reply?)
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Is confuzzled?
Wait, I am always this way.
This was cool beans.
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brilliant gregg...i'll send you my pic so you can put it next to this word in your upcoming, blockbuster, dictionary!
~liz -
Do you think it's because men, in general, think literally (linear)? There's something almost tangible about this word, or perhaps onomatopoeic. . .(the brain fizzles).
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Lol, perfect word for head-scratching, total confusion (in a word...CONFUZZLEMENT!) Cute poem. I love the background too.
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A perfect word, definately one that should be added to websters
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hahaha love it. if I can make it into a poem can I use it? Thanks for your comments Stormie, you were my first here to welcome me and I really appreciate it.
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lol... cute
I usually say I'm "cornfused"... meaning...the ONLY thing holding me together.... is an ear of corn
Great word and definition to boot
~Aimee
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