A cat has nine lives, you know,
But we try not to let it show.
How do we do this thing?
Braces on teeth make us king!
Yes, braces make cats who we are,
Make us each a Movie Star.
We get no crumbs between our teeth
And stay slim cause we don't eat!
Braces are good for you,
Make you not want to chew.
Braces make you slim and cool.
Make Tom Cats melt and drool!
I've designed a new cat food
Tiki's Braces -- "Umm, Umm, Good"
I made this for my friend Zena!
And for YOU, TOO, -- Yes, You Betcha!
Tiki Cat
Buy the NEW Tiki's Braces Cat Food
Zena says, "Umm, Umm, Good"
A contest entry
- Cheer Me Up!! by Poetrist.
1100 points, ended September 5, 2009, 18 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Honest Opinion?
Comments
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hehe.. I have a friend who is a dentist who will just love this!
Saber would scratch my eyes out if I made him wear braces
Love,
Amera♥
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i wiill buy it e...s,, can i microwave it,,for my dinner,,good luck..pete
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HA!
Oh, Ellis, you are funny here with your crazy cat poem. 
There's nobody who writes affectionate cat poems like you do. 
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LOL!
Awwh, thank you. Yes, I did painfully smile and laugh on this one. But it was well worth it 
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