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Introducing "Tiki's Braces Cat Food"

A cat has nine lives, you know,
But we never let it show.
How do we do this thing?
Braces on teeth make us King!

Yes, braces make cats who we are,
Make us all a Movie Star!
Don't get crumbs between our teeth.
We stay slim cause we don't eat!

Braces are so good for you,
Make you not want to chew.
Braces make you slim and cool.
Make the Tom Cats melt and drool!

I've designed a new cat food
Tiki's Braces -- "Umm, Umm, Good"
I made this for my friend Zena!
And for YOU, TOO, -- Yes, You Betcha!


Tiki Cat
Buy the NEW Tiki's Braces Cat Food
Zena says, "Umm, Umm, Good"


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  • Amera gold member
    August 25

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    hehe.. I have a friend who is a dentist who will just love this!
    Saber would scratch my eyes out if I made him wear braces

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • Pete Greenslade gold member
    August 18
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    i wiill buy it e...s,, can i microwave it,,for my dinner,,good luck..pete


  • Melodies
    August 18

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    HA! Oh, Ellis, you are funny here with your crazy cat poem. There's nobody who writes affectionate cat poems like you do.


  • Poetrist
    August 17

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    LOL! Awwh, thank you. Yes, I did painfully smile and laugh on this one. But it was well worth it