Americans Vs Brits

Imagine a world without Americans.
Now wouldn’t that be a better world.
Now imagine a world with just Brits.
Now that’s what I call paradise

You say the land of the free
You say home of the brave

We say land of the Indians
We say home of the cowboys

You say t-o-m-a-t-o
We say tomato
You say C-a-r-I-b-b-e-a-n
We say Caribbean

You make one word sound like two
We make one word sound like “well one word”

You say you invented freedom of speech
We say otherwise
We say we gave you that right for free speech   
you say the bill of rights  we say the magna carta
You say we spell wrong
But listen up good
Our noble allies
We speak English, yes English
You speak American English
Ok that’s not so hard to understand is it
God bless America  God save the queen

You say dude
We say mate
Australians say “good day”
We say “alright”
Now stop with the pleasantries
And get your words right

We call you a superpower
Because your land mass tells us so
Not because you top dog
Your more like a pussy cat
You call us little old England
But where not so little
We owned 3 quarters of the worlds population
That’s we are the mother of all free nations

In the war of independence
You say you defeated an empire
One army does not make an empire
You won your freedom yes
But having the same history as us
Doesn’t necessarily mean you’re the best

In the land of Englishman
The proud man walks prouder
In the land of cowboys
The one eyed Indian is king

You say mr president
Take us to war
We say your highness
Rule us with common law

You say Vietnam
We say the Falklands war
You say Iraq
We say Afghanistan
You say track and field
And Olympic gold medals
We say great kings
And where all poetry began
You say mark twain
And tom cruise
We say Shakespeare
Got no time for the blues
You say dolphins
And bald eagles
We say princess diana
Not raw hide

You say soccer
We say football
Football is for real men
Soccer is for girl scouts