The Queen knighted me and she cut off one of my ears.
I tried to be brave about it but I burst into tears.
It was a day that I was bound to dread.
People called me a Pussy for crying as I bled.
I got up and I started kicking those people's asses.
Before the Queen knights somebody else, she'd better get some damn glasses!
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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
