The truth

1.  Tell me what your birthname (first name) is and if you know why it was chosen.
Rey , after my great grandfather and well they didnt have one for me at the time .

2.  If you had to pick one place to be stranded for 48 hours; where would it be and why? well a store like a wal mart, plenty for food and water or drinks. and cheap.


3.  What color do you NOT like the most and perhaps why?
pink , and well flamingos at the zoo think I am the mate.

4.  What one single word do you feel the most disgusted with?
fudge , cause if your going to say the word than say it right.

5.  Would you eat absolutely anything if it meant you would survive?
Well let just say that food it not the top on my list but bug, larve, bark are good.

6.  Are you afraid of death?
No , not really we cant escape this world with out it.

7.  Describe your typical day in 6 words or less
Work my  butt off , always. not!

8.  If you could say thank you to one person you have never met before; who would it be and why?
Well Uncle Sam , and cause he allowed me to help the rich and poor and I didnt have to lift a finger.

9.  Would you truly be willing to die for someone you loved?
Well yes , but if they walked in front of a bus on purpose than , hey can't control that right. and love is that a word. jk

10.  If fishes were wishes and wishes were kisses; would you kiss a fish?
Gave  mouth to mouth with my dead goldfish and well he popped, so would that count

11.  Would you wish upon a star or in a wishing well?
A star cant get up that high and a well you could fall in or have some one push you.

12.  What is the one absolute thing you could not live without?
Let see, first thought I am thinking is breathe but than again my sanity

13.  Would you be more upset if you found a condom in your mate/spouse's pocket or lipstick on their collar? would think they were very protective, not to pass me anything and well lip stick , would think , than she turned lesbian and please invite.


14.  Would you dye your hair or let it go naturally grey?
Well dye it cause it grows from front to back and I look like a skunk.

15.  What do you believe is your best physical feature?  Your worst?
My height cause I can squeeze through anything and well worst, my nose, can breath anything, farts ,dang

16.  What is your biggest superstition?
Walking down the street and under a ladder , dang painters dont know how to hold on to the can , or else it would be all right.

17.  What are your feelings about road rage?  How do you handle it?
Well dang people should try and avoid those rabbits, ohh well ask why a  car like that would cut me off and well offer them a dollar for the title.

18.  Describe your tranquility in less than 10 words.
hum a porch swing and a beer and a good game on the tube.

19.  What one song best describes your current existence?
desparado, cause this makes me feel like i am county, too.

20.  And finally- Pepsi or Coke???
Well coke its the least sugary and well columbians like coke