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Banana Babe

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So easy a caveman can screw it
is what the web site said.
She’ll sexually sate any primate
once she gets you in her bed.

Foreskin or no she’ll give it a go
once she has your banana in hand.
She says variety is the spice of life
She’s the farthest thing from bland.

When you spank her bare ass
she’ll make you shudder and gasp
As she locks onto your banana
with her lower lips, iron tight grasp.

With skin so fair and not one  body hair
she exfoliates daily with wash-away nair.
Bestiality really isn’t such a fright
with a hot body in the dark of the night.

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  • Sheilasbabygal4life
    October 17

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    This was a very nicely written piece you have here. I really enjoyed reading this. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest.


  • Dryad Enya
    September 23

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    You really know where to make someone laugh. You just send me away with fits, i can't realy control myself. Gawd if the picture didn't do it the words certainly do! Urm i can't really think what to say you've made me laugh to hard.

    Brillaint work your a genuis.
    Dryad Enya


  • Riftkin gold member
    August 11
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    Now that was funny. Thank you for the laugh. I love this here poem. Best of luck to you with this in my contest.

    Riftkin


  • Marissy-MusikAddict
    August 10

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    hahaha...wow hilarious that pik. lo0ks like my dad with a wig in a bikini..nice use of rhyme!


  • daviscth silver member
    August 10

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    LOL Now this is just too funny!!! I knew someone would make me laugh with this picture and you did a great job. Good luck in the contest dear.


  • Mistress Leala silver member
    August 10

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    Omg, this is great. Very unique and hilarious. Loved the read.

  • A floatingleaf silver member
    August 10
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    roflmao!...


  • Desire gold member
    August 9

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    OMG~



    Now the image had me in stitches and I was telling
    my Friend~
    Dayuuuuuuuuuuum

    She is one Hottie with a body kicking Karate
    or is it the other way around~

    Tight rhyme which grabs and Oy~
    my tummy is cramped up from laughing so hard
    Your first line had on the floor

    I think I need to sedate my Mind now
    Thank You for sharing Your Humor
    Best wishes in the contest
    with love & light~ Desire~*~


  • Rovingone gold member
    August 9

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    This is really hilarious. Looks like a great fold out from Play Cave Man magazine. Just right to liven up a dull afternoon. Terrific stuff.

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