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Birthday "Eatings"

Well, on that very morning
you know, that special day
It came without a warning
and just got in the way.

I'd eaten lots of jelly
and many choccies too
I had a poorly belly
and got locked in the loo.

You know I had to try some
so we could celebrate
Instead I got a sore tum
From all the ones I ate.

I'm sorry, please forgive me
It wasn't all my fault
I washed it down with sweet tea
but found i'd used the salt.

So any way my dear friend
I wish you all the best
Just blame it on my rear end
this poem will do the rest.

Happy Birthday

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  • Legend silver member
    August 30

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    Excellent excuse and a wonderful poem full of humour and great rhyme and flow I can see why it collected it award Well done a pleasure to read


  • Desire gold member
    August 23

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    OMG!!

    You have me rolling and this is one Excellent EXCUSE for why
    You were *distracted* on her Birthday...
    blame the rear end
    Oooooooooooooh I Love it!!
    I was laughing so hard...
    I almost choked on my giggles

    to the read end
    Congratulations on Your shiny!
    -throws confetti-
    Woot~ Bravo!!

    Thank You for sharing Your Humor
    Best wishes in all You do
    with love & light~ Desire~*~


    • Gwenevere
      August 23
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      Thankyou so much for your humerous comment.I am so pleased my little poem gave you a grin


  • aboomer silver member
    August 21

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    LOLOL - great rhyme, great excuse!
    I guess I could say that's what one gets for not sharing the choccies!
    Most enjoyable

    thank you for your entry
    best wishes in the contest


  • Ellis gold member
    August 10
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    Outstanding

    I love the total rhyme. Terrific read!


  • kerrypn
    August 9
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    The last verse is brilliant, thoroughly enjoyed this, very funny write. Best of luck in the contest, you've put me to shame!


  • TwiztidMaggot
    August 9

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    lmao this is funny. I loved it. haha. I think it deserves the GOLD! hahaha. keep up your great work... and I wish you the best of luck

    twiztidmaggot


  • cricketjeff gold member
    August 9

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    It's really rather greedy
    To eat up all that stuff
    That could go to the needy
    Who haven't got enough

    It's not the least surprising
    You're not now feeling great
    It did sound appetising
    But not good for your weight


    Love it

    Perfect gentle humour, of your very best!

    Jeff


  • islekine gold member
    August 8

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    ROFLMAO

    That's so yours won't feel so bad!
    and thanks for saving me from all the trouble, by eating it all yourself!
    I appreciate you entering!
    I like this kind of contest much better than...
    I like you...happy birthday...lol


    and
    s


    • Gwenevere
      August 9
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      I really tried to save you some.I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! greedy


  • Cynthia
    August 8

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    Excellent


    This is a fantastic excuse.

    I truly enjoyed reading this perfectly penned piece of poetry.
    Well done.
    Keep up with the great work.
    Keep on penning.
    Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us.

    *S* Cynthia

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