My sci-fi night out

Leaving the bar, I yelled to Luke, “See you later.”
He called me lame and quipped something about Vader.

I was pretty drunk and then had to improvise
To hitch a ride with Kirk on board the Enterprise.

We hit warp speed but his route was a fallacy.
I know, ‘cause I had my guide to the galaxy.

First, we hit White Castle. That’s what attracted us.
Though, it should just be on board like Galactica’s.

Their ship has it all and still upholds their honor.
And they have chicks! That’s where I met Sarah Connor.

She was okay but ate too many sour grapes
And she had more rules than The Planet of the Apes.

We always stayed in because of her weird concerns.
She wouldn’t believe the worm’s the spice/ the spice’s the worms.

We broke up and, tonight, I went out on the town,
Back in the future, with ole Marty and Doc Brown.

There was a party inside of Stargate’s old tomb.
And who’d I run into, dressed like a fly? Goldblum.

He told us he knew of a new Alien club
And that Riddick had opened a UK style pub.

Me, Marty, Doc and Jeff painted the cosmos red.
Now Kirk’s beaming me down and I’m going to bed.