Mosquito Bandito
Engrossed I was, in peachy fuzz
Oblivious to buggy buzz
The sanctity of my nutsak?
A blanket ‘crost my bare butt crack
But blankets often fall away
From titillated twits at play
The brazen bold anopheles
Is let to plunder as she please
ZiiiiiiiimmmmMMMMMM …. zit …..
An’ once alit, th’ bitch, she bit!
Proboscis probing pubic niche
Did swell my nutz, an’ make ‘em itch!
Scratchin’ failed to sooth ‘em any
Just irritated my irate FANNY
When Fanny couldn’t stand it more
She stood and dressed an’ made th’ door
As I my suffered scrotum watch
Torment enjulfs my gnawing crotch
Now raw nerve meets the obscene
STAND BACK ! as I splash on BACTINE !
A contest entry
- Some Night, Under The Blanket, With … by Vernal Bloom.
625 points, ended August 20, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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hahaha, fun and frolick in this write with a bite... You have the sound effects down to a T - I had one in bed with me a couple of nights ago and thought of this contest as I finally gave in and gave myself a spray to get it to go away!
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THANX ea
Th' missus just wants to stop the itch an' keep the swellin'. Think she's tryin' to tell me somthin'?
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AWWWWW ... thanks for the wonderful comment. Here's wishing you great success wth your contest and a chuckle for each entry.
tootles
wtchr
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How much I hate that sound of ZiiiiiiiimmmmMMMMMM …. zit …..
it is annoying even more than that itch! Indeed a good poem, you're doing the same when facing that cheeky mozzie!
I thank you kindly for entring the contest and all the best for you
~Massy~
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