Chickens are tasty and mooses delicious.
I am so bored--let's go swim with the fishes.
I'm going crazy, I'm losing my mind;
it ran away with a llama's behind.
We cannot help but be very malicious.
The pandas are coming; they are very vicious.
I'm going crazy, I'm losing my mind;
I can see nothing, my brain has gone blind.
Squirrel sandwich, I have an ass itch--
would you please scratch it for me?
It's the left cheek, numb in my seat--
would you please scratch it for me?
We have gone nuts and are kind of loopo.
We need nicotine and 6 shots of espresso.
Our hands are shaky and we both have to pee;
I think we have had too much caffeine.
Ica should have her very own circus
full of llamas and peacocks and butt-ugly turkeys.
Then she could sing her annoying song;
we wouldn't have to hear it all day long.
(Ica sings circus song)
Ica's screaming, Isa's hiding...
We must find her a padded room.
Penis blister, we will miss her...
We must find her a padded room.
Please someone help us we're lost on the freeway--
been driving for hours...Oh god, what a long day.
I'm going crazy, I'm losing my mind;
someone please shoot me, if you'd be so kind.
To be continued...
Author notes
Umm..long ass car trip..and this is what Isa and I turn out..oh yea..lol..enjoy! (or try to anyway 
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Written March 29th, 2004
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Lol..oh yea..we are so awesome. I mean..this is the type of stuff that should make us rich. Haha..I sung it to my dad in the car today. He was like, wtf? Lol..it was great
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ica we are sooo talented...but only on caffine...lol
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lol..thanks..we're kinda crazy..heh
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oh wow.. i can't even think of anything to say...
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LMAO!!! This is a really funny poem! I love how you described some of things you mentioned.
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