He's in my bed waiting for me every night,
but he has something else coming tonight!
I never see him until its too late
but by then I have to deal with fate.
To him, I am no fight at all
I've never won once, that I recall.
He likes to bite, he likes to play,
he leaves me ichy the next day.
But I will win tonight you see,
because I put bug spay all over me.
It's over, mosquito, just you wait!
I know you can't resiest my bait!
Muhahahahaha!
Author notes
Never done anything like this. That's my excuse for it being horrible. lol.
A contest entry
- Some Night, Under The Blanket, With … by Vernal Bloom.
625 points, ended August 20, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Oh my goodness lol! At first I thought you were talking about a dog with fleas. This is a great humurous write! I loved it! Thanks for sharing little sis!
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I tried to be blind to the subject and it got a good sexy poem till the line "he leaves me ichy the next day." I enjoyed the idea of bug spay, too! I didn't know it helps getting rid of those intruder creations.
I thank you kindly for sharing this with us and good luck in the contest
~Massy~
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HAHAHAH!
Super cute poem booger!(:
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