Tall slender man with a camouflaged suit
standing right beside me
strong long M-16,
and a cannon temptingly
trying to convince me (?)
I hang in there
for I'm not scared
I'm very much prepared
for all warfare
Sudden boom
my quick reactions
send me flying
with no concerns
My buddy notices
impromptu limp;
so, now I shake
now I shiver
He noticed what I couldn't feel
carefully, I'm looking down
not knowing what I'd find
So, now I'm unfit to admit
the horrors I had to submit
slowly now I take a peek
trying hard to keep my sex appeal,
my toned bod and buns of steel,
then,
then,
then,
Shit,
I've broken off my left boot's heel!



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