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& Indi Had an Egg


& indi had an egg
    [because he was starving]
& it was smooth and slippery
    [because that's what eggs are, you know]
& the yoke on his chin dangled for the rest of the day
    [because yokes do that]

& later that afternoon the yoke said, "Hello, Miss, I am really trying to impress you."
    [because the yoke really liked the Miss]
& the chin yelled, "Get off, you oaf of a yoke, you're ruining my chances with the lass."
    [because the chin thought he really had a chance]

& where was indi during all of this?
    [because we haven't heard from him all day]




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  • our indi has been awfully quiet, hasnt he?! maybe it has something to do with the yorkshire pud with corned beef he made earlier?? or the sweets i sent him laced with poison?? whatever it is, that egg yolk has been there for days. last i heard it was packing its bags and heading for rio


    • wbiro gold member
      July 31
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      ah, Rio, where every guy has two girls on his arms... (hmmm... I don't envy such guys- that sounds like trouble...)

      • oh shush... we all know you love wearing that mono-kini indi sent you last summer, especially for the ladies

        • wbiro gold member
          July 31
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          Yes, yes, and here I am in my blond wig...


  • indi was sat there in debate with a cup of tea after having the egg.......... & then he did a little jig for his belly had been filled, & the egg wobbled in his belly and popped back up to say stop jigging about, i am trying to settle down here.

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