The human chameleon
could not quite blend in.
So he clung to the wall
as parts blew in the wind.
The man of the house
arrived home too soon.
One option a window
he exited the room.
Thank God his excitement
so quick to deflate
allowed him a foothold
to patiently wait.
Then around the corner
in terror he saw
a lone patrol man
the dreaded Johnny Law.
His skin was near the color
of this white washed brick.
So he didn’t move a muscle
and pondered Zen of being thick!
He nearly escaped detection
but wile he hung there still
along came an erection
that stiffened up his quill.
This upset the balance
that held him to the wall.
All that was left for it
was to weather the fall.
He thought, this is my last affair
when he hit the ground so hard.
Screaming, he grabbed his clothing
and started, running across the yard.
He could hear the angry husband yell
as bullets whizzed passed his head.
He thanked god, for saving his ass again
never more to stray from his bed.
Author notes
Prompt: 2. Write a poem that is cheering, funny, or something that will cheer her up. She has a wonderful sense of humor and loves to laugh.
In a list
A contest entry
- Make me Laugh by lesbian-in-love.
700 points, ended August 17, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh! by XxLoverOfDarknessxX.
1230 points, ended August 29, 37 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Comments
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This was pretty good and funny. I wonder what the people thought of the guy on the outside of the building. LMAO! Anyways. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest. Keep up the awsome work.
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This was awesome! I loved it! I couldn't stop laughing! Great imagery and emotions in this piece. 
WOW! BRAVO! keep up the good work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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That was good. Thanks for entering and good luck!
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ROFLMAO
Your take on the picture is quite hilarious and I enjoyed the laughter it brought( still giggling)
but I'm also wondering,
if perchance this is from personal experience? *lol* OH, 
not my BluesMan..*smile*
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First of all may I ask if this is first hand knowledge? You have such a feeling for every small detail here if you don't mind me saying. This really is good fun. Thank you and good luck.
Sheila
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This is funny, this guy has seen too many spiderman movies...LOL Your poetic description is clever and fresh, thanks for sharing your vision and humor. Write on dear poet.
Dennis
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hahahahah! i love this one as much as another that is in this contest... lolol... teaches men the lesson of coveting another's wife.
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Hahahah!!! Lol I'm laughing and the people around me is staring .. This is soooo funny! Clever! Oh so clever! Love where you take this it is rare to have humor so nicey written in poetry.. Kudos to you ...nice job poet
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