Video Games

This is a fallacy
that we call reality.
And I know where I’d rather be
its right here next to my TV.
I can’t stop playin it’s like a gallon of sugar and a punch to the head.
My parents still love me even though they know that I’m brain dead.
Playing on my NINTENDO 64
it’s like overdosing on drugs,
I pass out here on the floor.
Yea I can’t get enough of Link and his ocarina of time,
Cus every time I see Zelda I want her to be mine.
AND WAIT… there’s more
I think I see the Evil Lord.
Holy crap that’s Ganandorf!
OH NOOOO!!!! The game froze.
Time for a different game
cus this one’s getting lame.
I can’t stop playin it’s like a gallon of sugar and a punch to the head.
My parents still love me even though they know that I’m brain dead.
Now I’m playing X-BOX 360
I got kicked in the nuts and
it’s like falling from a tree.
Got my ass beat in Halo 3.
I wish these ten year olds would stop botherin me
can’t they see… that I don’t care.
Everyone online these days just can’t shut up
about an awesome shot and a snipe to the face.
Wait till I get my brother up, and put them in their place