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Said the Slug...

(tiny, tiny sounds, straining to hear)...

*crunch, crunch, love to munch - crunchity crunch crunch crunch...*

Umm, these cat biscuits are the best!  Nice and chewy and flavorful...

And, WHAT!!!!!  Full of salt, oh, NO!!!!!!!!

I'm meellllttttiiiinnnnnnngggggg.......



(The moral of the story: Never put anything in your mouth unless you know where it's been and what it's made of)!!

A contest entry

Much love from a sick person. LOL

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  • individuality gold member
    September 9

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    a good piece of poetry penned with fine madness - slugs are good for you, they hold lots of slime, and no salt which is good for your heart or so it is said, too much salt kills!


    • Away From the Sun
      September 9
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      Hehehe...

      Madness, 'tis true!

      I adore salt, poor me, so any slug that gets near me is a dead one. lol


  • maralisa silver member
    August 1

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    haha a wonderful write I totally agree with you thank you for entering my contest and good luck in the contestmaralisa


  • Rend the Veil gold member
    July 25
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    lol this is tooo funny sis,
    i will comment tomorrow on the other
    write, so dont you dare take it down sis

    Love and blessings

    Rend