Twisted!

Romeo and Juliet
ahh, the famous tragic love story,
but you don't know the whole truth.
Oh no not at all.
Romeo, desperate to see his first love, Rosaline,
sneaks into the Capulet ball.
Oh, but what he doesnt know is that Rosaline,
just so happens to be inlove with Juliet Capulet.
Oh yes you heard me right, Rosaline loves Juliet.
But thats not the best part. Juliet loves Paris.
and Paris, well you guessed it, loves Romeo.
yupperuni.
aw the lovely twist of fate.
So, this is the story, and how it really happened.
Romeo, falls inlove with Juliet at the ball, and starts to talk to her,
Juliet knows Romeo is friends with Paris, so she agrees to go out with him,
just so she can get to Paris.
Rosaline relizes that Juliet loves Paris so she starts to flirt with Paris to make Juliet jelous.
Paris see's Romeo head over heals for Juliet, so he talks with Rosaline, after finding out of course that Rosaline wants Juliet,
and they devise a plan.
Paris talks Romeo into proposing to Juliet, and Rosaline, knowing this plan tells Juliet, "say yes to Romeo's Proposel and you will have a way to get to Paris.
So, naturally, as fate would have it, they both did what they were told.
On their wedding night, (yes they made it that far) the giving toast, Paris slipped sleeping powder into Juliets wine, and when she drank she got tired, so she resigned to her rooms. There Rosaline was waiting for her, dressed as Paris. Juliet smiled when she saw the Paris dressed Rosaline, she was so out of it that when they made love she didnt even relize it was a girl. And meanwhile, Rosaline, had slipped a note to Romeo, saying it was from Juliet, "meet me in your rooms, to have the time of your life." so eagerly, he left the gathering to go to his rooms. there he found Paris smiling sadly at him, "Romeo, your bride has taken a lover, that of Rosaline" thus making Romeo fall into a depressed state, "Please" Paris said "Please take your frustrations out on me" and that is exactly what Romeo did, all night they made love, or lust, which ever you prefer, and the next day, Juliet found out what she had actually done, she felt horrible, she could not live with herself, she looked everywhere for poisen but found none, all she found was a dagger, which she plunged into her heart, and expired. the next day, Romeo found out of Paris and Rosalines plan and found of Juliets death, thus he went to the potion maker and begged for a poison which he was given, and greedly drank, which thus caused his death. Paris feeling depressed at the loss of Romeo sank onto his sword and died, and Rosaline, well, she found a new play mate, some time in the future and they had many many fun times at night.