So much time has passed, since the last time we never talked. So much has happened, I wouldn't know where to start. There has been life, death, love, and hate. There was much fun and boredom, joy and sorrow, pleasure and pain.
As you didn't hear, I lost the kid, got dumped, lost my job. And I have come to realise that no one really wants me. They just keep me around for when they want a laugh. At least they think I'm funny huh?
I thought about going Gay, but remembered that guys are just Ahole's that will break my heart too. Pluss I don't think I could ever do anal. Eew, no thanks.I pondered death for a while, but I'm to much of a Pu$$ie to do anything.
I broke my car, and I don't know how to fix it. I lost my ID so I can't get into collage. I don't know where my birth certificate is, so I can't get a new Id card. And to top it all off, I also lost my Virginity, and I can't find it any where!!!
Sincerly and Always Truely yours, Edd
Author notes
LOL Well this was nice to write. Not sure it will win, it's just a poor me story, lol so yeah hope it was what you wanted
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....she should be luck since she's TRULY yours...........
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Well, this definitely kept my attention the whole time that I was reading it. I really like the way you started the letter off and the last stanza of the letter definitely kept me entertained, especially the last sentence about not being able to find your virginity.
It seems like you enjoyed writing this and I hope you did
Thanks for entering.
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