You Wish You Went To Forks High
Have A Lab Parnter That's Pale & Cold
You Jump In Front Of A Moving Car
Hoping For Edward To Come Rescue You
If Anyone Asks, I Say I From Forks
Edward's The One I've Been Waiting For
But I Can't Wait To See Him On The Red Carpet
O.M.E. He Forgot His Sparkle
Don'tcha Wish You Could Be Like Bella Swans'
Have An Awesome Boyfriend That Sparkles In The Sun
You've Got All The Books Yeah &
You've Read Them All
Don't Cha Wish Your Life Was Like Bella Swans'
All Your Friends They Don't Understand
What It Is About Twilight
When You Walk By A Ballet Studio
You Got A Cold Feeling Running Up Your Spine
If They Read The Books
They'd Understand
That You & Edward Were Meant To Be
Now You Got To Find Away
To Get To Hollywood
So You Can Meet Your Future Husband
Don'tcha Wish You Could Be Like Bella Swans'
Have An Awesome Boyfriend That Sparkles In The Sun
You've Got All The Books Yeah &
You've Read Them All
Don't Cha Wish Your Life Was Like Bella Swans'
You've Changed Your Last Name To Cullen
You've Named Your Girl Resnesme
You See A Grizzy You Yell Emment!
You're Starting To Dislike Blondes
When You See A Storm
Then Hear Thunder
You Start Screaming Edward!
Edward!
Edward
Don'tcha Wish You Could Be Like Bella Swans'
Have An Awesome Boyfriend That Sparkles In The Sun
You've Got All The Books Yeah &
You've Read Them All
Don't Cha Wish Your Life Was Like Bella Swans'
Author notes
'Fly On The Wall' Parody About Twilight mostly about How some girls take the whole Twi-thing a little two far where they seem to fall head over heels about a fictional character. This is the first time I have ever written a parod.
A contest entry
- Parody Master by Death-Head.
700 points, ended August 4, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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this is a good poem! i've never written or read a parody! i'm glad i read this one, its ah-mazing!
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aha , I agree with you .
i mean they're ok books & all but there not really. I mean these girls didn't start like edward till they seen the movie & then some state i don't like that robert guy , just edward? aha . well good write ,
goodlucik & thanks : D
-lani -
Nice poem. Yea, Twilight is a lil overly obsessed. Edward is overrated:/
Back to the poem, it was well written and shows how much we rely on fictional characters to get us through life, if that makes sense. Either way, great job
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I saw the movie amd thought it was pretty
good , but I got over it as soon as I removed
the DVD
Great write!
Good luck in the contest!
~Pastel
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Well as it is your first parody I would like to say Congrats. It's very well written and thought through.
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Very cool! And yeah we girls can take fictional star crushes too far
Very well done. Good luck in the contest.
~Jeannie
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