Ah ha ha ha, the witches brew
you know my darling
this stew certainly becomes you
A twist of lemon
A dash of rosemary
your liver I will skew
Ah ha ha ha, the witches brew
carved out a melon
your brains on a spoon
So fresh, this fine feast
a royal treat
Yesterdays belle of the ball
Ah ha ha ha, the witches brew
cantaloupes, fine shapely fruit
your perky nipples protrude
So fresh, this fine feast
the little princess
Yesterdays fall from grace
Ah ha ha ha, the witches brew
andouillette, salty and spicy
your tripes a flight of fancy
So fresh, this fine feast
the little courtesan
Yesterdays angelic face
A delicious treat,
apricot brandy
to sweeten the eye balls
Once there was a lass
innocent as could be
this wicked witch
frickazied her ass
Ah ha ha ha ha
Author notes
What can I say... This made me laugh when I dreamt it up.
A contest entry
- Embracing the Night by Night Terrors.
400 points, ended August 4, 27 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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this was as great as the last time I read it added it to the finalist list
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Oh dear, I find myself reading my older poems again whenever someone comments and gosh I too have to laugh and wonder where the hell did this come from.
LOL
Great big gigantic hug for the Night Terrors from me.
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ooohhh a very enjoyable read indeedy!!
Fun and light
witches at flight
I loved your sense of humour
welldone xx
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This is wonderful! I love the theme, witches. You couldn't of made this any better!!
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Awe, hey did you change your display pic, it seems like there is more of a smile on your face. I always enjoy your reads and comments you know that.
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yea, changed it again!
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I like it, I love that smile.
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Thanks!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great words from a skewed mind...LOL...This would be a great poem to tell the kiddies on All Hallows Eve, well, minus the perky nipples...LOL...thanks for my daily laugh!!!
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We all need to laugh a little overwise life would take over and never let go of the wheel.
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Ah ha ha ha ! A deliciously fun poem to read I must say !
Definitely brought a smile - to my day !!
Very well executed ! Thank you for sharing ...
Best regards , Friend Easy
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Hi, thank you so much for dropping by EZ, you know I appreciate it very much and will return the favor soon enough.
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haha uncle this is amazing it made me laugh (and thats a pretty hard thing to do right now lol) i totally love it
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See this silly old geezer can still make himself and well his nieces laugh too.
Oops, now I will become mr LOL
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hahahahahahahahaha wow that is freaking funny has hell it made my sides ache. You reall have done a wonder on this my friend. A great poem I really enjoyed reading this. Sounds like quite a salad lol. Nipples in a fruit bowel indeed lol. I great bit of humor mixed into this. You have a way of cheering me up no matter what kinda bad day I am having. Excellent job my sides hurt so freaking bad now.
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Somtimes i wonder what goes on in that head of yours!
Brillant!
That laugh seemed so evil
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