Happy Anniversary!
Now I remember
Why my subconsciousness woke up
On the wrong side of the bloody bed.
You;
The one who reminded me
Every chance he'd get
That you considered me far beneath you.
Miracle it is
That I wish you no real ill will.
For you are the one suffering now -
Stuck in the one place you never, ever
Wanted to be again.
Suck it up, you schmuck.
Karma's a bitch that bit you in the ass
For everything you did to me.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Happy anniversary.
My divorce papers, please?
Yep, sign them on the dotted line.
Asshole.
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