i love my boyfriend so very much
and he has the cutest butt
and when other girls stop and stare
i want to rip out all their hair
cant wait till we say "I do"
and get the honeymoon suite for two
our parents will be so proud
and glad that we are moving out of the house
we will have our own place with a gazillion cats
some short, some skinny, some tall, some fat
we'll spend the rest of lives together as one
until we are dead and gone
Author notes
i was going for the overly cliche and the cats....
how do you not like cats??????
A contest entry
- Write me a bad poem! by rebel lips.
475 points, ended July 27, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
did my muse come back?
Comments
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don't get me wrong - i love cats. poetry about cats on the other hand gives me the shivers. paintings of cats have much the same effect.
i loved the use of "gazillion". i take my hat off to you. thanks oh so much for entering. all these bad poems are giving me a headache. i love it.
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hmm...really cute, definitely funny..I lol'd at the part about his rear...
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