Sling shots, fireworks, shopping carts, and other things.

Today, i was with like the coolest friend in the world, miss Alexis Landers, and we went to a pond kinda by Albertson's (my place of employment) with sling shots, ammo, fireworks to use as amo, and willingness to havea a good time. We were using our sling shots to shoot fireworks into the pond so we could watch them sizzle on the water, which in turn made "smoke on the water" We did this about ten times, rarely being successful, and we saw movement in the water. This startled us. I thought it was a domesticated gator, and she didn't know what to think. As it got closer, she realized it was a nutia. We followed the nutria around the pond for a minute, and then went back to our fireworks and sling shots. We were going to leave, when alexis noticed an albertson's shopping cart tipped over and abandoned and all that good stuff. She proceeded to get in the shopping cart and i pushed her.The first time this worked marvolously. The second time i pushed her, she started to go down a slope and I thought she was going to die because i thought she would keep turning and go into the gravel and fall over and it would be death by shopping cart. she managed to get up kinda and balance and crash land in a local's front yard, spilling the fireworks everywhere. the cart tipped onto it's front and out went Alexis. I thought she was dead until she started laughing.We than procedeed to return the shopping cart and get tea.