A wife must be trained
That’s all there is to it.
Especially on Sunday’s
When you value your entertainment.
She may not understand
Your fascination with football
Her face screwed up
Like a contortionist.
She refers to it as sweaty men
In tights who run into each other
And fall down, and forget their
Homophobia of patting their
Teammates butt when something
Goes right. She wants to take
Our children to the Christmas
Parade, and can’t you miss a game?
Yes I can but not this one.
Although your family means everything
The way a rudder is to a boat.
Today the grainy air will be mutual loathing.
What did you think
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That's like asking if I can miss a poem; the answer is more and more these days, not this one.
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Wow, was this poem edited? Because there is nothing vulgar in this poem now. The person that mentioned anal sex, wow, I'm afraid of that person for there is nothing here to suggest that!
People are quick to judge and it's obvious they are quick to judge even when they don't understand what they've read.
Unless of course you changed the content of this poem. But as it reads now it is quite harmless and innocently humorous,
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I can't understand why people make such a fuss because of a poem that is quite funny. I read it as a parody, a fun thing, humour is what so many people miss in this site. This made me laugh, because I think that is what so many men think but would never dare to say to their wives! And, the football thing, yes, I have the same opinion as the woman in the poem.
But I must agree with one of the commenters below, only dogs and husbands can be trained
Funny stuff Arnal
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Hmm...yeah.
Critically, This is edited because the author objected to my criticism.
Content-wise, there is a lot of truth to this; although, you will never "train" a wife to understand what she is not wired to understand. Sports should be for kids and Saturday afternoons with the me actually playing. Televised sports are just transference and should be time spent with family.
Overall, not very interesting.
Thank you for sharing.
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i'd have to agree with Gypsy on this one.. absolutely disgusting write.
women can't be trained, especially not wives to bend over and take it up the ass because the husband tells her thats how it should be.
If my husband were to talk to me the way your poem incinuates.. I'd divorce his ass ASAP!
Yes, I agree, stock up on ya girlie magazines.. its the doghouse for you.
You should be shot
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I think this is why a lot of men spend time in the woodshed with the playboy magazines.
Only husbands and dogs can be trained. Usually it takes longer training the husband than it does the dog.I hope you stocked up on your girlie magazines cause if your wife ses this, you ass is grass. -
I love the way you layed out your sunday for many a man can relate to this my friend, you do know of course when it comes time for the nookie, there will be a price to pay.
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