I am a tallywhacker
And I am here to please
All the lovely ladies
Nothing there to sneeze
I really give it to them
Really give it all
Unfortunately for me
The ladies are blow up dolls
I am a tallywhacker
And fun is not my game
For I am just a penis
Only in the name
There is a reason for this
And I will make it clear
I'm not attached up front
But on this guy's derrierre
I'm a tallywhacker
And my life is a joke
For this guy is a whacko
Anything he'll poke
He once had a hoedown
And not the one you'd think
It was a freaking skunk
And damn do I stink
Author notes
Dedicated to that old fart: Intanglio2ring
A contest entry
- I am in the mood for a laugh. by TwiztidMaggot.
700 points, ended July 30, 22 entries
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hm.... i don't know if this is exactly the kind of funny I'm looking for... I do like it, though. Thanks for entering my contest. Best of luck
TwiztidMaggot -
Hey sense when did Tang become a old fart did I miss something
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good one your tallywhacker poems are always a hoot
Roses to you
Teresa
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This cracked me the hell up! I mean you've got me at a loss for words here.
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lol lol lol well done bro as have missed these indeed they always bring a laugh when needed most. thanx hun much love and many blessings always xxx
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Whoo Hoo!
You didn't let me down Bro!
(lets out a special Long John Taco Baja fart)
Oooo Yeah - been saving that one since noon!
(waves hand to try to breath again) Ewwww - sorry 'bout that!
(tilts head) Now what's this about the strange attachment this guy has - maybe you ought to let the poor fella have one in front to - then he could . . . . . (mind is now lost in the possibilities)
Tang
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AWSOME!!!!
This is f*cking awsome. This is really good for a laugh. Beautifully written.
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